I hate you. I sense that you are behind this sickness that has been overstaying its welcome in my body these last few weeks. I'd appreciate it if you'd leave. You know that movie You, Me, and Dupree? You're Owen Wilson. I don't want to get used to you. I don't want to wear one of those silly looking masks. So it's best for us to just part ways, my friend. Get out of my head. Go back to China!
Thanks a bunch,
You know who
Since we're all learning about Yellow Dust now, let's force some more knowledge on you. Who knows where South Korea actually is on a map? here it is! Because you might not know, and you probably won't look it up yourself. I'm just to the left of the middle. See me waving?
We went on a field trip today. So there are pictures. And I'm sure I can muster up some ab-seoul-utely hilarious anecdotes for you as well. But let me sleep first.
Craving: Burt's Bees Wax Lip Balm
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